i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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