hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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