I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Randomize
