watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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