i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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