Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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