My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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