I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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