let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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