Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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