Quick, to the slutcave!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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