Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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