I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
then he tried to convert me to islam
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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