Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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