I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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