they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
