he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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