just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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