I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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