my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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