i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Randomize