Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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