Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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