Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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