Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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