Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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