doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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