we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there was a trapeze. enough said
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
What a dumb baby whore.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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