her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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