My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
