My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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