im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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