I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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