There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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