No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
