Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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