why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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