What did we do last night that was yellow?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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