glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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