The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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