Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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