I heard we made out
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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