He disabled his match.com account in front of me
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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