was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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