It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize
