why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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