Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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