Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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