guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
All the doctor said was why
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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