Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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