I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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It's not a walk of shame if you run
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize