69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
