But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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