so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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