so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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