Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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