BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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